A few years ago I attended a property management conference and met Blair Maas. We both got pretty drunk and horny and ended up in a restroom where we both made out. I found out why this fat ugly filthy slug was wearing a ton of dime store perfume, the sow had chlamydia! My penis started smelling like week old roadkill. I finally got rid of Blair Mass’s STD and learned a valuable lesson, stay away from massive ugly nympho women that mask their stanky cooter with a gallon of cheap perfume!